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Temerloh, Malaysia - Noting the existential threat posed by undocumented southeast Asian elephants, Attorney general Jeff Sessions embarked upon a bold and dangerous mission...
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The Internet, Earth - Twitter was abuzz Tuesday with frustrated Netflix subscribers unable to access the controversial new documentary "The End of The Internet"...
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Endorsement: Mike Bloomberg Is The Only Candidate With The Integrity And Resources To Keep...
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Mercury In Retrograde, Widespread Bloodshed Inevitable
Earth – In yet more bad news for Earth, early this morning the planet Mercury went into retrograde. The unexpected shift in the forward motion...
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