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Inspiring! US Announces Transition, Comes Out As Authoritarian Kleptocracy
After much speculation, The United States of America has officially come out as an Authoritarian Kleptocracy. In an interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer...
EPA Goes On Bender; Drunk-Dials Ex
Washington D.C. - After months of escalating abuse, friends and family of the EPA reported Thursday that the agency finally snapped and went on...
New Breed of Cat Designed To Be As Ugly As Human Baby
Old Lady’s Basement, OH - Long sought after as the apex of pet-breeding, elite breeders Schroder & Simmons announced Tuesday they have successfully bred...
Retail Center Declares Marshalls Law
Maddison, WI - In an effort to protect retail workers from throngs of middle-aged women taking advantage of designer products at sensible...
Joe Thomas Admits He’s Never Learned The Name of Any Browns’ Quarterback
Cleveland, OH - Browns' all-pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas set a jaw-dropping NFL record Sunday when he surpassed 10,000 consecutive snaps without ever coming...
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