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Self-Driving Uber Suspended After Touching Self In Front of Female Passenger
Tempe, Arizona - Uber announced Friday the immediate suspension of its four-week-old autonomous car pilot-program following accusations that one of its self-driving vehicles exposed...
Man Prepares Organic Gluten-Free Non-GMO Meal For Dog Who Just Ate Own Shit
Portland, OR - Local coffee-blogger Damien Lardner impressed friends and neighbors Sunday when he spent nearly an hour preparing a nutritious organic gluten-free Non-GMO...
Hurricane Harvey Leaves Millions Of Texans Without Access To Fake News About Climate Change
Corpus Christi, TX - In the devastating aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, nearly four million Texans are without electricity and internet, cutting them off from...
‘Avatar’ Sequels Suspend Filming In New Zealand After Testing Negative For Relevance
Christ Church, New Zealand - Filming of James Cameron's long-in-the-works Avatar sequels came to an abrupt halt Monday amid fears that no...
Mother Earth Impatiently Awaits Human Extinction; Needs Some Time To Herself
Olduvai Gorge, Tanzania - During a tearful visit to the place she first met mankind, Mother Earth announced Tuesday that she has given up...
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