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White House Unveils Festive Christmas Cross
Washington D.C. - In a bold departure from Christmas tradition, the White House unveiled a festive burning lawn-cross as part of its Holiday decorations Tuesday. The...
Lena Dunham: “Some of My Best Friends Are Women”
Self-proclaimed feminist Lena Dunham has found herself in the midst of a yet another messy controversy following comments she made on twitter Monday defending...
Bernie Sanders Sends Back Soup
Burlington, Vermont - What started off as a perfectly normal Tuesday morning at the Main Street Delicatessen was turned upside down when U.S. Senator Bernie...
Joe Thomas Admits Thinking About Other Quarterbacks While Protecting Browns’ Signal Callers
Cleveland, OH - Perennial All-Pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas shocked fans Monday when he admitted during an ESPN interview that he sometimes thinks about...
Climate Scientist Cashes In On Global Warming Hoax By Landing Sweet Adjunct Professor Gig
Medford, MA - 33 year-old climatologist Dr. Edward Hinson shrewdly cashed in on the widespread global warming hoax by landing a cushy adjunct professorship...
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