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Climate Scientist Cashes In On Global Warming Hoax By Landing Sweet Adjunct Professor Gig
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Body Image Advocacy Group Demands Church Provide More “Realistic” Depictions of Christ
Vatican City - Members of Christian body image advocacy organization Christians for a Realistic Appearing Messiah (“CRAM”) have been picketing outside the Vatican since...
Woman In Home Depot Looking Forward To Spending Extra 30 Minutes Nodding And Smiling...
Bucks, PA — After over a month of meticulous planning, 27-year-old Kimberley Sweetin excitedly entered Home Depot Wednesday evening to get the tools and...
OP-ED: I Drowned My First Litter; And It Was The Right Thing To Do
My name is Miss Igloo. And I drowned my first litter.
For nearly five years, I buried those words in a hairball of secrecy and...
EPA Goes On Bender; Drunk-Dials Ex
Washington D.C. - After months of escalating abuse, friends and family of the EPA reported Thursday that the agency finally snapped and went on...
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