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President Denounces Hate On All Sides Of Hate Crime
Bedminster, NJ - With golf course flags at half-mast, the President of the United States unequivocally denounced the barbarous violence perpetrated by all sides...
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We all know that glory is fleeting in this administration. But recent events have been a true wake-up call to those of us who...
Trump To Replace DREAM Act With Lucid Nightmare Act
Washington D.C.- Following the announcement Sunday that The White House would be terminating The Deferred Action on Childhood Arrivals ("DACA") program, otherwise known as...
Guy Who Invited Drunk Asshole To Party Struggles With How To Shift Blame
Zionsville, IN - In a totally unexpected ordeal, local IT project manager Patrick Leaming struggled with how to deflect blame after inviting obnoxious asshole...
Stopping Priests From Molesting Children Conspicuously Absent From Church’s List of Pope’s Miracles
From the earliest days of Pope Francis' reign, saint watchers pegged the wildly popular pontiff as a strong candidate for eventual canonization. Las Vegas...
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