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McGregor Vows Not To Lose Decision By More Than 20 Points
“I’m the greatest MMA fighter of all time and I’ve recently learned the rules of boxing. There’s no way Floyd is gonna beat me by more than 20 points.”
Scaramucci Fucks America On First Date; Never Calls Back
Washington D.C. - Confimring everything America already thought about men, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly ghosted the Nation last week after the two had sex on...
Scaramucci Perfect Gentleman at 6-year-old daughter’s Tea Party
Long Island, NY - Newly appointed White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci shocked observers Friday afternoon when he behaved like a perfect gentleman at...
Make Sure You Tell Your White House Colleagues How Much They Mean To You;...
We all know that glory is fleeting in this administration. But recent events have been a true wake-up call to those of us who...
EPA Goes On Bender; Drunk-Dials Ex
Washington D.C. - After months of escalating abuse, friends and family of the EPA reported Thursday that the agency finally snapped and went on...
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