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ISIS Addresses Declining Martyr Recruitment By Upping Reward From 72 to 94 Virgins
In an unexpected and possibly desperate move, ISIS announced Wednesday that it is increasing its standard offer of 72 post-martyrdom virgins to a whopping...
Study: Fear of Liberals Taking Guns Number One Reason For Keeping Loaded Gun By...
Washington, D.C. - According to a study published by Pew Research Center this week, most Americans cited fear of liberals breaking into their home and...
Unemployed Screenwriter Puts Finishing Touches On 6th Draft of Oscar Acceptance Speech
North Hollywood, CA - Resisting the urge to work on his two unfinished feature screenplays, unemployed writer Mark Patterson polished off a stellar re-write...
LAFP Announces Controlled Burn of Homeless To Slow Spread of Typhus And Hep-A
Los Angeles, CA – The Los Angeles County Fire Department announced plans Monday to join in the City’s effort to prevent the recent outbreaks...
Man Prepares Organic Gluten-Free Non-GMO Meal For Dog Who Just Ate Own Shit
Portland, OR - Local coffee-blogger Damien Lardner impressed friends and neighbors Sunday when he spent nearly an hour preparing a nutritious organic gluten-free Non-GMO...
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