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Americans Stockpile Abortions And Same-Sex Marriages In Advance of Trump Court-Appointment
Washington D.C. - In the wake of Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement announcement, liberals nationwide have begun stockpiling abortions and same-sex marriages at an unprecedented...
Joe Thomas Admits Thinking About Other Quarterbacks While Protecting Browns’ Signal Callers
Cleveland, OH - Perennial All-Pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas shocked fans Monday when he admitted during an ESPN interview that he sometimes thinks about...
God Insists Alex Trebek Put Prayer In Form of Question
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Haiti Issues Travel Ban On All ‘Shithole Presidents’
Port-au-Prince, Haiti - Haitian President Jovenel Moise stunned the international community Friday with the issuance of an executive order barring the entry of any...
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I’m not a racist, but I don’t understand why black people keep complaining about being followed around my candle shop by security, when all...
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