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LAFP Announces Controlled Burn of Homeless To Slow Spread of Typhus And Hep-A
Los Angeles, CA – The Los Angeles County Fire Department announced plans Monday to join in the City’s effort to prevent the recent outbreaks...
McGregor Vows Not To Lose Decision By More Than 20 Points
“I’m the greatest MMA fighter of all time and I’ve recently learned the rules of boxing. There’s no way Floyd is gonna beat me by more than 20 points.”
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Earth - Financial markets fell world-wide Tuesday following threats of nuclear attack made by an utterly delusional world leader with an awful haircut who...
Concussed NFL Player Forgets To Thank God During Press Conference
Seattle, WA - Following a game in which he suffered a powerful blow to the head, Seahawks' star quarterback Russell Wilson shocked reporters and...
Genius! Enterprising THOTs Are Leasing Out Ad-Space On Their Lower Backs
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