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Lambertville, NJ - Local electrician Joseph Chapman was reportedly unsure how to proceed Tuesday as his friend's wedding, for which he received a save-the-date...
Delusional Narcissistic Autocrat With Awful Haircut Threatens Nuclear Attack
Earth - Financial markets fell world-wide Tuesday following threats of nuclear attack made by an utterly delusional world leader with an awful haircut who...
Left Wing Libtard Jefferson Beauragard Sessions Joins Conspiracy Against Trump
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