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CEO Resigns After Eating Cathy’s Lunch
Shares of moist towelette manufacturer Whette Inc. fell 9% Thursday on news that co-founder and long-time CEO Eric Rhodes resigned after being caught eating...
President Denounces Hate On All Sides Of Hate Crime
Bedminster, NJ - With golf course flags at half-mast, the President of the United States unequivocally denounced the barbarous violence perpetrated by all sides...
Report: Hugh Hefner Stiffest He’s Been In Years
Beverly Hills, CA - Less than 48 hours after the death of 91-year-old iconic Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner, many of those close to him...
Mother Earth Impatiently Awaits Human Extinction; Needs Some Time To Herself
Olduvai Gorge, Tanzania - During a tearful visit to the place she first met mankind, Mother Earth announced Tuesday that she has given up...
Man Who Received Save-The-Date But Not Actual Invitation Unsure How To Proceed
Lambertville, NJ - Local electrician Joseph Chapman was reportedly unsure how to proceed Tuesday as his friend's wedding, for which he received a save-the-date...
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