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Climate Scientist Cashes In On Global Warming Hoax By Landing Sweet Adjunct Professor Gig
Medford, MA - 33 year-old climatologist Dr. Edward Hinson shrewdly cashed in on the widespread global warming hoax by landing a cushy adjunct professorship...
Steve Bannon Diagnosed With PTSD After Accidentally Pressing #2 For Spanish While Applying For...
Beverly Hills, CA - Renowned Psychiatrist Dr. Bernard Neagle confirmed Wednesday that recently fired Breitbart chief and former Whitehouse advisor Steve Bannon has indeed been...
Fans Just Glad Michael Jackson Not Alive To See He’s A Pedophile
In wake of the release of two-part HBO Documentary "Leaving Neverland," Michael Jackson fans everywhere are reeling over compelling evidence that their...
Jilted Girlfriend Sadistically Re-Sets Netflix Password
GLENDORA, CA - 26-year-old hairdresser Candace Patterson sparked controversy Tuesday when she viciously reset the Netflix password she shared with long-time boyfriend Jake Quiller...
Local Man Genuinely Likes His Drug Dealer’s Band
Detroit, MI - After months of deliberately avoiding listening to his drug dealer's demo, local barber Chris Delaponte reported Tuesday he was stunned to...
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