Dating can be exhausting when you’re an incel. After swiping left on 90 percent of Tinder profiles because the prospects are too fat, too tall, too ethnic, too old, too successful, too sexually experienced, wear too much make-up, have tattoos, are on a dating site, or have an inadequate hip-to-waist ratio; you are left with only a few acceptable prospective mates.
After swiping right on these chosen few high caliber females, you wait, in vain, to see a “You’ve matched with Stacy!” notification. Unfortunately, Stacy is a superficial cunt who probably doesn’t even look like her picture. She, in all likelihood, cares about shallow things like looks and income, and won’t even consider dating a genuinely nice guy like you.
If you had matched, you could have effortlessly waited for her to ignore your messages before letting her know that you weren’t really into her anyway and you were only looking to make new friends. But now you have to do a reverse-image search on google and hope that facial recognition technology can lead you to her Instagram where you can finally give her the constructive criticism that every spoiled feminazi bitch really wants deep down inside. It shouldn’t be this much work to do a good deed.
That’s where “Tincel” comes in. This intelligent App has an algorithm that automatically screens any female profile for any undesirable criteria such as: being on Tinder for more than a year or height preference. It then scans through pictures for unattractive qualities, analyzes buzzwords in her profile, like, “independent,” “fulfilled” or “funny” and automatically swipes left. Before the remaining woman has a chance to reject you, the app will swipe left on her too, and scour the internet to find a way to send a minimum of five paragraphs about how she missed out big because she was probably too distracted by Chad’s athletic build and successful career to notice he’s a dimwitted brute and a cuck!
