Washington D.C. – In an utterly predictable move, leftist cuck Jeff Sessions betrayed his president Thursday by issuing a statement in support of the integrity of the United States Department of Justice, a virulently biased anti-trump organization which he currently heads.
“While I am Attorney General, the actions of the Department of Justice will not be improperly influenced by political considerations,” squealed the Alabama socialist named for two Confederate heroes. “I demand the highest standards, and where they are not met, I take action. However, no nation has a more talented, more dedicated group of law enforcement investigators and prosecutors than the United States.”
Sessions spent years infiltrating the conservative community with elaborate ruses such as hiding exculpatory evidence in order to convict black people and separating families at the border in order to terrorize Hispanics and deter them from entering the country. However, it is now clear that these actions were all part of a grand strategy to earn the trust of Donald Trump and one day be appointed Attorney General in order to effectuate the Deep State’s plan to undermine the will of the American people and remove Trump from office.
