Minneapolis, MN – Shares of Pornhub rose 8% Friday as America’s liberals continued their record-breaking consumption of VIVID MEDIA’s newly released virtual reality porn series depicting the impeachment proceedings of President Donald John Trump. The first video in the series, titled “100 senators impeach the shit out of platinum blonde President,” has garnered over 60 million views since its release just three days ago.
“It’s just such a release,” reported marketing executive Aaron Grant. “All day long I try to pretend this isn’t happening; but deep down I know it is. Then I get home, put on my head-set, and watch Justice Roberts announce roll-call for the senate impeachment vote… and suddenly it all goes away… I’m just… hard…
VIVID’s impeachment porn series has also been praised for it’s accessibility by groups who’ve felt marginalized and excluded by traditional pornography. “As a feminist, I’ve never really been able to enjoy pornography,” explained graphic designer Marlena Woods. “It’s always been so patently male-centric and misogynistic. But this is different. When I sit there watching the votes slowly come in… one by one, and I see the sweat pouring down Trump’s pathetic little orange nazi face… It’s like someone dipped me in a pool from the waste down.”
