Twitter In Uproar After Majestic Cow Is Poached For Meat
Heilongjiang, China - A torrent of rage swirled through Twitter Saturday following news that American hunter Owen Jacobs and his son Owen Jr. illegally...
Hundreds Of Catholic Priests Resign To Pursue Careers As Alabama District...
Gadsden, GA - In an unprecedented and mysterious wave of mass resignations, at least 358 Catholic priests from around the nation have left the...
Nicolas Cage Marks Himself “Safe” During Hollywood Witch Hunt
Las Vegas, NV - Friends, family, and admirers of Hollywood mega-star Nicolas Cage were relieved Monday morning to receive a Facebook notification from the...
Beautiful! Teen Thought Murdered Until Parents Found Her Suicide Pinterest Page
If this story doesn’t warm your heart, you are clearly a robot or a German - The heartbroken parents of 15-year-old Andrea Stith were...
Jeff Sessions Announces Crackdown On Sanctuary Elephants
Temerloh, Malaysia - Noting the existential threat posed by undocumented southeast Asian elephants, Attorney general Jeff Sessions embarked upon a bold and dangerous mission...