Concussed NFL Player Forgets To Thank God During Press Conference

Seattle, WA - Following a game in which he suffered a powerful blow to the head, Seahawks' star quarterback Russell Wilson shocked reporters and...

Report: Dad’s Comments On Facebook Actually Pretty Funny

Cedar Park, TX - 15-year-old Ainsley Palmer was reportedly shocked Tuesday evening after discovering that her father’s comments on her Facebook post were actually...

Woody Allen: We Can’t Create An Atmosphere Where Every Girl Cries...

Beverly Hills, CA - During a rare interview with Variety, legendary director Woody Allen commented for the first time on the Harvey Weinstein sex-abuse...

CEO Resigns After Eating Cathy’s Lunch

Shares of moist towelette manufacturer Whette Inc. fell 9% Thursday on news that co-founder and long-time CEO Eric Rhodes resigned after being caught eating...

O.J. Relieved To Finally Be Away From All Those Black People

After serving nine years in prison following his conviction for a 2007 armed robbery, newly released hall-of-fame running back O.J. Simpson reported Sunday that...

Trump Shows Off New Fidget Spinner In Meeting With Trudeau

Washington D.C. - During an Oval Office meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister Wednesday morning, President Trump enthusiastically showed off his new red, white,...