Man Prepares Organic Gluten-Free Non-GMO Meal For Dog Who Just Ate...
Portland, OR - Local coffee-blogger Damien Lardner impressed friends and neighbors Sunday when he spent nearly an hour preparing a nutritious organic gluten-free Non-GMO...
Master Race To Shift Extermination Efforts To Lice And Scabies
Pelham, NC - In a surprising shift of strategy, KKK Grand Wizard Justin Moore announced Tuesday his organization would pivot from its long-standing efforts...
Woman In Home Depot Looking Forward To Spending Extra 30 Minutes...
Bucks, PA — After over a month of meticulous planning, 27-year-old Kimberley Sweetin excitedly entered Home Depot Wednesday evening to get the tools and...
STUDY: 58% of People At Your Office Have Fantasized About Killing...
Seattle, WA - An alarming new study published Thursday in the American Journal of Business Anthropology found that 58% of the people in your...
Tiki-Torch Filler Had No Idea What March Was About
Charlottesville, VA - 23-year-old Zach Lee, recent graduate of Eastern Mennonite University, pled for forgiveness Sunday following the publication of photos from the August...
President Denounces Hate On All Sides Of Hate Crime
Bedminster, NJ - With golf course flags at half-mast, the President of the United States unequivocally denounced the barbarous violence perpetrated by all sides...