Woman Who Ignored Man Telling Her To Smile, A Fucking Bitch...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Multiple Temple University students reported a disturbing incident of on-campus rudeness Friday afternoon. At least three sources confirmed that Brad Whiting,...
Women With Breast Implants Insecure Says Man With $90,000 Mercedes
Santa Monica, CA - Local attorney Jason Koh delighted colleagues Monday with his witty and acerbic take on the inherent insecurity of women who...
8 Ways To Be Drunk At Work Without Noticing Your Co-Workers...
We’ve all been there. Behind your desk at 8:15 when you just took your last shot of Jamo at 5:36. Or maybe you had...
Make Sure You Tell Your White House Colleagues How Much They...
We all know that glory is fleeting in this administration. But recent events have been a true wake-up call to those of us who...
Scaramucci Fucks America On First Date; Never Calls Back
Washington D.C. - Confimring everything America already thought about men, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly ghosted the Nation last week after the two had sex on...
Scaramucci Perfect Gentleman at 6-year-old daughter’s Tea Party
Long Island, NY - Newly appointed White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci shocked observers Friday afternoon when he behaved like a perfect gentleman at...