Switching To Plant-Based Diet ‘Single Biggest Way’ We Can Save Earth’s...
According to a new comprehensive analysis done by Yale University climate researchers, the single most impactful measure individuals can take to protect the planet's...
Nation Fondly Remembers When President Was Boring As Fuck
Washington D.C. - Hundreds of mourners gathered at the Capitol rotunda Tuesday to say goodbye to the last American President about whom no one...
White House Unveils Festive Christmas Cross
Washington D.C. - In a bold departure from Christmas tradition, the White House unveiled a festive burning lawn-cross as part of its Holiday decorations Tuesday. The...
Mercury In Retrograde, Widespread Bloodshed Inevitable
Earth – In yet more bad news for Earth, early this morning the planet Mercury went into retrograde. The unexpected shift in the forward motion...
Stan Lee Expected To Make Annoying Cameo At Own Funeral
Nerds across the Nation were left reeling Monday on news of the death of Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee. The brokenhearted legion of mom's...