Left Wing Libtard Jefferson Beauragard Sessions Joins Conspiracy Against Trump
Washington D.C. - In an utterly predictable move, leftist cuck Jeff Sessions betrayed his president Thursday by issuing a statement in support of the...
Trump Presents Putin With Ceremonial Seized Baby
Helsinki, Finland - In a grand diplomatic gesture unseen since ancient Aztec times, President Trump graciously gifted a recently seized 10-month-old Guatemalan baby to Russian President Vladamir...
Eccentric Billionaire Uses Sweets To Lure Young Boys Into Tiny Submarine
Thailand - Following a missed opportunity to use his high-tech, boy-sized, and unmistakably phallic submarine to traffic a group of eleven athletic young Thai...
Matt Damon Rumored To Play 4 Thai Navy Seals In Upcoming...
Burbank, CA - Just hours after news broke that all 12 members of the Wild Boar soccer team, along with their coach, have been rescued...
Americans Stockpile Abortions And Same-Sex Marriages In Advance of Trump Court-Appointment
Washington D.C. - In the wake of Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement announcement, liberals nationwide have begun stockpiling abortions and same-sex marriages at an unprecedented...
Genius! This “Tinder For Incels” Will Stalk And Verbally Abuse...
Dating can be exhausting when you're an incel. After swiping left on 90 percent of Tinder profiles because the prospects are too fat, too...