Bannon Resigns From Breitbart To Spend More Time With Scotch

Brentwood, CA - Breitbart News Executive Chair and controversial right-wing firebrand Steve Bannon resigned Tuesday in the wake of the publication of a new...

New iPhone OS Terms And Conditions Contract To Offer “Agree To...

In an apparent effort to appease unhappy iPhone users off-put by some of the more draconian clauses hidden in the most recent update of...

8 Hacks For Flying Spirit This Holiday Season (That They Don’t...

Spirit Airlines? More like Break-My-Spirit Airlines! But if you find yourself traveling on this bare-bones, no frills, meat shipment tube version of unprepared Top...

Local Man Genuinely Likes His Drug Dealer’s Band

Detroit, MI - After months of deliberately avoiding listening to his drug dealer's demo, local barber Chris Delaponte reported Tuesday he was stunned to...

ISIS Addresses Declining Martyr Recruitment By Upping Reward From 72 to...

In an unexpected and possibly desperate move, ISIS announced Wednesday that it is increasing its standard offer of 72 post-martyrdom virgins to a whopping...

Jon Gruden Spends Afternoon At Zoo Giving Expert Breakdowns of Various...

Tampa, Fla - A delighted crowd looked on Saturday as Monday Night Football color analyst Jon Gruden spent the better part of an afternoon...