Helsinki, Finland – In a grand diplomatic gesture unseen since ancient Aztec times, President Trump graciously gifted a recently seized 10-month-old Guatemalan baby to Russian President Vladamir Putin at their historic Helsinki summit on Monday. “We had these terrific babies in cages,” Trump explained at the press conference. “So I said to my people: Why don’t we share them with our friends? Because Americans… I don’t care what anybody says… Americans are generous people who know how to treat our friends.”
